What I did on my weekend
Vacation

The delivery of a Palm Beach.
I always looked forward to writing the first
essay returning to grade school class "What I did on my summer vacation.
Most people in the class looked at it as just another thing the old teach made
us do but secretly I was eager to put in writing all the stuff I found out on my
time away doing something different. I think remembering all of those
special times and the interesting things you do is very important so I may still
have those reports, my Mom keeps everything!
I'mm all grown up now but I still get excited
about times where I get away from the day to day and experience something
different. This short story is one of those special times, a delivery--
not maybe as earthshaking as landing on the moon but you know you can make any
time just as special as you want it to be-- you have that power. Getting
out on the road with a well appointed GMC is, to me, a rare treat. maybe
for you if you have a coach like this, taking a trip is more common place--
that's too bad and maybe you need to give that experience more credit because it
is a rare thing to most.
This day, I am driving a vintage looking 1975
26' pea green palm beach GMC to it's owner in New Port Richie Fla., about a 100
mile trip one way. Just far enough to be a help to the owners getting
their coach back to them and just far enough to call it a good "shakedown".
Now this is not just another "Palm Beach", the original design style concept of
GM-- oh no, this coach has been refitted. Refitted in that yes, it stall
wears the green base and stripe combination, repainted some 15 years ago and
looking pretty snappy but refitted in that the motor is one of our recent crate
roller cam motors, it has and electronic servo cruise control, a new Honda
generator, 2 good roof AC units, a completly redesigned twin bed floorplan
modified to a master bed, our new seats, Alcoas of course with trued and
balanced Michelin sneakers, like I said-- a really nice machine. So I
saddled up my Suzuki "towd" and headed west
We're in the rainy season down here in the sunny south which means we go in and
out of rain, clouds roll in, drop their load and before you know it the sun is
our. It's great for the humidity numbers, takes the curl right out of your
hair but the showed cool things down a bit and this day one one of those.
Leaving the shop it was clear but overcast. No blazing sun is a great
thing to have this time of year. getting up on Interstate heading west I
ran into some light showers. The coach was running like it is supposed to,
plenty of useable power. The Honda generator was spinning up in the back
giving me the juice to power up both roof AC units. I believe this story
to be true that if you leave the dash AC off, run the generator and the roof
units while traveling that you will use less fuel. Even though it really
is a kick butt compressor, our engine driven dash AC system really pulls
expensive horsepower from out main engine which is already working hard pulling
our 12,000 coach. Relieving it of cool duty leaves that power to do it's
deal on the wheels, the new water cooled Honda onlt chews .75 gal. an hour at
full throttle which you never do so while driving you cannot detect that
consumption on your fuel use calculations-- try it.
Anyway, the coach had no troubles pulling my
little "skate board"
so the ride was aresome. Yes, it was a flat land run and I gotta tell ya I
love that. Hills are beautiful and lets not get into the debate on whats
prettier-- I live in Florida and I like flat. I love to see the curvature
of the earth in the distance, could also be why I enjoy driving out in the
western plains so much too. Hey, we have hills, they are called
overpasses. Hitting one allows the vacuum gauge to move a bit and the
electronic cruise control pulls on it's cable giving the motor a bit more fuel.
see you can leave the cruise on with our hills down here, it breaks up the
monotony a bit.
We have interesting sights here in vacation
land. We don't have the worlds largest ball of twine or a Jakalope horn
collection to gawk at but we to have the "Airstream Rach" what I call.
You're aware of the guy that got bored and started burrying Cadillac's end up
along the road on his ranch, well-- not to be outdone and wanting to come up
with something to attract attention, Bates RV along Interstate 4 has come up
with maybe we should call it "Airstream Hinge" or something
Barely whipped out the camera in time, they have I think 7 Airstream travel
trailers buried tongue down in the grassy mud just west of their facility.
Why, I think probably because they could. One trailer is looking like it
might bend in half so you may want to look out for this Central Florida
attraction before it is condemned but for now it does demand attention.
I was enjoying the ride so much I really did
not think of the camera much, sorry but you know when you get in the "pocket",
the coach is purring along, people passing you by looking up at the coach in
admiration I feel it's all about the experience of the moment. Yes, it's
old, it's green-- pea green to be exact and it's still on the road. Wish
there was a way to capture the thoughts from the folks looking at the coach and
know what they were thinking. Could be "what a dump" but I don't think so.
I must admit though I'm not a fan of the green Palm beach colors it does grab
the eye of many. I mean how many green machines of this size do you see,
especially out on the open road doing it's thing?
It may look like an original Palm Beach with
it's very 70's look but make no mistake, this puppy will go. It has been
updated to the tee's and is more than a formidable foe on the highway. I
choose to go 60 and thats the big distinction. The GMC was tested in a
wind tunnel and has a "slick" aerodynamic shape up to 58 MPH. This means
that if you stay somewhere around 60 MOH, your fuel consumption will not be
anything like those other "SOB" motorhomes that as far as wind friction goes is
ken to a brick being drug through a mud hole. Today, performance includes
economy. Dial in the motor RPM power curve, the diff gear and the
aerodynamics of somewhere around 60 MPH you you have a mileage mizer.
That's what we work hard to do here at the Co-op. It may be cool to burn
the tires off with a monster motor but that hunk of meat can't hold the smoke if
it can't deliver good power and economy at 60 MPH, that just simple math.
Reaching Marylin's house, I unhooked the towd,
presented her with the keys to her ride and pointed my tin box back to the
house. Not the best part of the trip but the one that makes all that fun
possible. Now this ride is a bit different, 50 MPH is all she's go, no AC,
well I had the usual 40-2 unit. I did however have pleanty of time to see
the sites coming home. It's funny how you see more countryside at 50 MPH.
You just can't get in a hurry, there's not much you can do about it. This
does prove to be an interesting part of the day, just is a bit slower.
Coming into Orlando I see the clouds forming to dump rain on me soon
No big deal, it's part of it all. At least the sun is not baking my lap!
The Suzuki has shaken the smooth ride from my memory a bit but not all.
Delivering that fantastic running Palm Beach was still part of a great day.
I don't get that fun much, riding the towd home is just another part of the
picture and maybe it makes driving that much more special.
I certainly hope your view of driving your
GMC is pleasant. Yes, these machines are getting up in years, yes they
need your help but they can really be a great joy if you treat them right.
I fell in love with the GMC over a decade ago and I am still there, still enjoy
the ride, enjoy working on them too but really whay do we have these
machines----- for the ride.